The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
According to Modern Bride magazine, the average bride spends 150 hours planning her wedding. The average groom spends 150 hours going, 'Yeah, sounds good.'
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?