7 funny insights into relationships

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

-Natalie Wood

According to Modern Bride magazine, the average bride spends 150 hours planning her wedding. The average groom spends 150 hours going, 'Yeah, sounds good.'

-Jay Leno

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,

A medley of extemporanea;

And love is a thing that can never go wrong;

And I am Marie of Romania

-Dorothy Parker

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

-Billy Crystal

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

-Gloria Steinem

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

-George Carlin